When courageous homicidal maniacs get behind the wheel of a car and then try to hit cyclists, I wonder why they don't have something better to do. I know they'd rather be chopping up their girlfriend into tiny little pieces and roasting her on a spit, sodomizing their brother down by the river, or perhaps taking the skin off a dog and returning it to its owners, still alive.

Don't lump yourself into this category by trying to push cyclists off the road with your SUV.