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January 07, 2008
Alvin's dead

The weather was so nice this weekend, so we were sitting outside on the patio. With the pellet gun. Mr. Sharpshooter patiently waited and pulled the trigger on a chipmunk. It writhed and spazzed out for a second then all was still. We ran up the hill to remove it so that Ruby would not have herself a snack. It had died with a nut in its mouth, shot through the back of the head.

I thought I wouldn't be bothered by the killing of vermin, but it is kind of grotesque. Maybe the murder of an animal is magnified by the suburban environment. In the woods, one might feel more primal.

We also secured the garden with a wire mesh cage, but it appears to be too late as most of my plants are gone or in bad shape. I think some more little Alvins and their big brother squirrels should die. I am tired of my backyard being a site of infestation. I'm going to try the bucket-bird seed trick once I finally get around to buying some bird seed.


Posted by megabeth at January 7, 2008 10:47 AM
 
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I once nailed a chipmunk with a hickory nut from a wrist rocket. I think somewhere I still have the little pelt with a bald spot where the nut hit. Skwerls are evil and chipmunks ain't nothin' but skwerls in fancy dress.

Posted by: BlogDog at January 7, 2008 08:00 PM

I hate to endorse an anti-squirrel-American position during the political campaign season, but, HAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Outlaw3 at January 9, 2008 06:32 AM


 
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