Bored with nothing to do? (Haha. When that happens, pigs will fly.)

If you are at home, download this home inventory software to catalog your possessions, just in case your house burns down or is burglarized, you will have proof of ownership for the insurance company. Henry David Thoreau's words never rang truer until now.

If you are at work, don't say "PARA-DIG-EM" when you mean "PARA-DIME". We're going to start playing Corporate Lingo Bingo during meetings. Last week an official moratorium on non-meeting discussion was enacted. If you have around two minutes of information exchange with a co-worker, you should schedule a two hour meeting to enable that exchange. And also, a two-hour meeting should be scheduled to make sure that everyone who needs to attend the other two-hour meeting can attend, and to see if any other meetings should be scheduled as a result of the need for the first two-hour meeting. (I am kidding about the official moratorium, though it must be that meetings are currently quite the rage in the corporate world.)