Manufacturers of pepperoncini beware: Megabeth is depleting this year's inventory.

To replace the chemical highs one gets from exercise, I have taken to eating large quantities of pepperoncini out of the jar. The largest jar I have been able to find at the grocery store is 32 ounces. Why not 568 ounces? A 32 ounce jar lasts about two days. And no, I am not pregnant.

Wunder-PT says I can start riding my bike this weekend. The main issue with that is that since I lack a (figurative) braking mechanism, I will have a friend coming along with me to make sure that I do not push too hard during my re-initiation back into cycling. (Also, it's good that I did not throw out those training wheels.)