In six days I have my laser eye surgery and I feel like an impatient little kid because the time could not go ANY slower. Today my eye doctor gave me the final go-ahead for the surgery. My eyes are dilated and I just watched a movie since I am useless until the dilation drops wear off.

This is so exciting. This is a life-changing event I am about to experience. I used to joke around that I got the short end of the genetic stick in two areas: being totally blind (since fourth grade I have needed vision correction) and not being able to sing worth a dern. I am going to fix the first genetic mishap, and I'm wondering when someone is going to invent vocal chord sculpting so I can have that surgery too?

A week from today I am going to have a spaz and run around like crazy screaming like my dog does when I come home from work.