My manager brought the super multi-mega-mix of halloween candy to the office today so guess what I pigged out on. And then, of course, I became hyper, so I blog-posted four times today (am I done yet?). My employer gave us a company-logoed gift today (to add to my gigantic collection of company-logoed items, which I had to rent a storage unit to keep). This time the gift is a very warm, fleece-lined man's jacket. I'm too small for men's clothing, and they so thoughtfully gave me a small, but it swallows me whole. So I put my hard hat (company logoed, of course) in the jacket and zipped it up, and paraded about the office announcing to everyone that I'm having a baby in a month.

Bored with that (but not done bouncing off the walls), I am wearing the hard hat at my desk for the rest of the day.

One of my more serious coworkers just walked by, glanced at me, and thought perhaps he should pretend like I'm normal.

Heh.