February 23, 2006
I have completely lost my mind. I thought I would make a flowchart for a sprint triathlon to help people get an idea of the best way to go through the race. But due to my uncontrollable irreverance for just about everything, I instead created a flowchart for people who would like to race rudely.
May I present (in pdf format), MegaBeth's Guide to Rude Triathloning.
Keep in mind that this is VERY different from Nude Triathloning, which I do not recommend, and besides, most of the participants are already practically nude, anyway.
I do a lot of flowcharting at work, so this flat out tickled my funny bone. I could flowchart my entire life, if someone would give me the time.
Just for reference, if you're not a flowchart guru like I am (and you can thank God for keeping you away from them):
A diamond is a decision point. A box is an action. A box inside of a box is an unconscious or automated action.
Posted by megabeth at February 23, 2006 12:32 PM
Finally! I've been looking for instructions on how to be more rude. Thanks for coming through once again, Megabeth!
Posted by: peter at February 23, 2006 04:56 PM
I am getting ready for my 1st triathlon season, and now I know what to do and how to react! Thanks! Too funny!
Posted by: Chad at February 24, 2006 10:33 AM
Odd--I've never done this sort of athletic activity, yet I find that I already have a tactical advantage in that I can perform the "Animal Strategy" without even thinking.
If I were to decide to drop several hundred pounds and begin to actively compete, is there any way I could apply this strategy throughout the race?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 2, 2006 09:43 AM